THE DARK VAULT OPENS ON 9/15/07 @ 10PM!!!

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Fiends, Romans, barbarians; lend us your eyes!

On Saturday, September 15, adjust your televisions to Time-Warner Cable’s channel 4 at 10pm. For two hours you will experience a world of twisted and absurd audio-visual oddities orphaned by a lapse in copyright; forgotten creations ripped from the darkest depths of the cinema graveyard where they’d lay….

 

ABANDONED.

IGNORED.

and DISCARDED…

Until now!

The time has come for the forgotten children of the silver screen to rise up and command your attention!

Coming to you from the bowels of Broome County’s bleakest basement, festering high atop a mountainous crag from a secluded, foreboding bunker shrouded in darkness and mystery….

The ubiquitous Uncle Pete and his twisted sidekick El Vato present for your consideration:

THE GALACTIC PREMIER OF
THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!

Fire up the kinnescope! Set your DVRs, VCRs, DVD+/-Rs, U-Matic recorders and Beta machines to Time-Warner Cable of Greater Broome County’s Channel 4 on Saturday, September 15th, 10pm until Midnight.

Better yet, WATCH IT LIVE!

 

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~ by darkvault on September 5, 2007.

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