Here’s Your Monthly DVOPD Schedule, Broome County Knif!
Hey BC Knifs, get your DVRs, DVD-Rs, Media Records, VHS decks, or just plant your rumps on a stump every Saturday night @ 10pm and turn your television dial to channel four for THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!
We’re only two months away from production on brand spankin’ new shows, and they’re going to knock your socks off! We’ve got fresh gear, we’ve exhumed some real gems from the cinema graveyard, we’ve got some special guests (as in, “appearing on THE DVOPD,” not guest shows) and we’ve got a brand new vault! What’s more, we’re going to have a few specials under the DARK VAULT PRESENTS banner (It’s basically THE DVOPD minus the PD): we’re going to be having the world broadcast premier of mainland China’s first ever post-apocalyptic punk rock musical, and we may even have a special, “Uncle Pete‘s Jukebox” in the pipeline. There’s also a fresh batch of episodes of THE DARK VAULT OF KUNG FU waiting in the wings, so the summer and autumn of 2011 are going to be GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Anyhow, here’s the schedule for our peeps in Broome County:
On May 21st join UNCLE PETE and The Bowery Boys for a one-two punch of comedy by way of BOWERY BLITZKRIEG!
On May 28th join us for an encore presentation of THE HORROR HOST UNDERGROUND PRESENTS: GIANT GILA MONSTER. This may be the last time we air this baby, so be sure to check it out. Some familiar DARK VAULTian faces pop up along with some of America’s more prolific horror hosts.
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fiends fans requested it, and you’re going to get it on June 4th as we present our second most requested episode in the history of THE DVOPD, the MESSIAH OF EVIL!
And on the evening of June 11th join us for an encore presentation of THE ultimate Mexican rejoneador monster mystery flick, as Gaston Santos ventures into the SWAMP OF THE LOST MONSTER while UNCLE PETE tinkers about @ “Lake DARK VAULT.”
The weather’s getting warmer, the grills are ready to be fired up, so char some flesh, pop open a few cold ones, there’s some natural mystic blowin’ in the wind; welcome the summer with THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!