SAFETY FIRST (OR AT LEAST WHEN THEY MAKE US)
With the summer season fast approaching and people travelling and kids going bird-zerk, we here at the DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN feel it’s a good time to remind (or maybe tell o for the first time) about so good ol’ safety and common sense practices that can help keep you from getting all busted up or in jail or like that. We especially feel it’s time to do this when certain federal regulations that VITO GOLD as mastermind of VITO GOLD ENTERPRISES (TM) is required to let us know about (at least when he reminded repeatedly about by certain very stern communications from certain government offices).
So, with that in mind, join UNCLE PETE and El Vato as part of the enthusiastic audience as we bring you the VITO GOLD Safety Special. Hosted by our little buddy VITOBOT (TM), it’s two hours of informative, educational, and entertaining safety shorts from the 60s and 70s to let you know about what to do in a variety of daily entanglements.
We start off with a spooky scary short on bus riding safety called Ghost Rider (I think this inspired the comic book and movies and all that, maybe). Then, keeping in the wheel mode, it’s I Like Bikes – a little how to on how not to trade paint with bikes hen you’re driving a car. Next we learn how the pent up stress of daily life can cause even a cartoon to wind up in jail in Mr. Finley’s Feelings.
Then we visit the age-old battle of good versus evil and cavities in The Munchers. Ever think about your self-image? El Vato doesn’t have one. But these kids learn about their’s in If Mirrors Could Speak. A dog learns about tolerance and just gettin’ along in Skipper Learns A Lesson (a story line we also find in one of our favorite clay type mation cartoons – Davey and Goliath). Then it’s super hero time with one of the most beloved heroes facing one of the deadliest adversaries in Soapy The Germ Fighter. Next a topic near and dear to VITOBOT (TM) and UNCLE PETE and all of us here in the VAULT – Beer! It’s A Case For Beer about not selling to minors cuz then us with IDs can’t but beer there anymore either. Finally it’s Coughs And Sneezes, about, well coughs and sneezes.
Being brought to you by VITO GOLD ENTERPRISES (TM), of course the show is also chock full of great VITO GOLD products advertisements, each and every one a classic and showcasing something that you needs to buy. So join VITO GOLD, UNCLE PETE, El Vato and VITOBOT this Saturday night, June 2, 2012, at 10PM on channel 4 for the next DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!