HOW DO YOU DRIVE A DRAGSTER WITH THAT GOWN ON?

    

UNCLE PETE PLUNKS A FEW BANJO LICKS FOR THE ITALIAN POLICE

     When UNCLE PETE hears the word drag, he thinks of two hot rods side by side driving really fast (or maybe a drag is like what happens when the DARK VAULT burns down).  So when he first found the 1984 movie Cop In Drag, he figured we’d have some men in blue driving really fast.  Well there are a lot of men and they’re in blue, except they’re in a club called The Blue Gay.  And the Drag Queens there don’t have much to do with racing but they are into show tunes and fancy dance numbers.    

A GIFT FOR THE ITALIAN POLICE

     Cop In Drag stars our old buddy Tomas Milian once again as Inspector Nico Giraldi – the very unorthodox but also very effective major crime investigator.  The star singer/female impersonator at the Blue Gay is murdered and Nico is called in on the case.  It is decided that he will go undercover, so he and friend Venticello (played by Bombolo) set up house keeping and start poking around the club with Venticello in drag as Nico’s wife (despite the title, Nico never does go in drag).  Along the way they find that there’s a lot more than just murder going on.  It’s songs and big production dance numbers with as much comedy as action!  Also starring Olimpia DiNardo as Nico’s wife Angela, it’s the eleventh film for Milan and director Bruno Corbucci – Cop In Drag.    

HOMING ROBOT SPEEDS TO THE RESCUE!

     UNCLE PETE has run afoul of the Italian police this week.  accidentally winding up in Rome, Italy instead of Rome, NY (Clone travel arrangements again!), he is being held in the investigation of the destruction of THE DARK VAULT – a truly international incident if ever there was one.  While cleaning out his pockets for the police, he produces the Homing Robot and sends him off to find El Vato so the emergency DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN show can air – something prepared for just such an occasion.  In addition to a few choice trailers, there’s a very informative piece from the St. Paul law enforcement gang and other all about crimes and what to do with them.  Be sure to look for UNCLE PETE’S screwdriver in one of the scenes.    

A PERPLEXED EL VATO AND THE HOMING ROBOT

     So join us this Saturday, July 28, 2012 at 10PM on channel 4 as UNCLE PETE and his Homing Robot and ElVato bring you Cop In Drag.  It’s the next feature presentation on THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!

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~ by UNCLE PETE on July 28, 2012.

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