JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS – THE VITO GOLD SHOPPING SPECTACULAR!!!

    

VITO GOLD HOSTS THE SHOPPING SPECTACULAR THIS WEEK

VITO GOLD HOSTS THE SHOPPING SPECTACULAR THIS WEEK

     With Christmas just around the corner, many of you are thinking about what to get that special someone.  And more importantly, what special something that you want to Santa to bring for you!  Well, when it comes to finding the stuff you need to find, there’s only one man to turn to – VITO GOLD, Mastermind of the VITO GOLD Empire!

     VITO GOLD has given UNCLE PETE and the Clones and the rest of the gang from THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN  a chance to take the night off to do a little miniature golfing or bowling while he takes the reins of the show to bring you The Two Hour Vito Gold Shopping Spectacular!     

VITO GOLD TALKS TO ANOTHER STISFIED CUSTOMER

VITO GOLD TALKS TO ANOTHER STISFIED CUSTOMER

     VITO, the man who brings you “The Stuff Youse Needs To Buy!”(tm), will be showcasing tons and tons of great gift ideas from the VITO GOLD catalog at crazy prices.  From the classic Purk to the Bowling Watchometer(tm) to the Vitobot(tm) to some items never before seen from the VITO GOLD storehouses, it’s all there and with operators standing by, you can get all your stuff right from in front of your TV!

     Plus, there’s all kinds of great informational entertainment dug up from the Shorts Section of The Cinema Graveyard.  You’ll see all about animation and In-line 6 cylinder engines, learn all about how those new-fangled stereos work and get tips on setting up and even building your own, get some driving etiquette tips from Edgar Kennedy and get a first look at the futuristic 7 function wireless remote control TV.  Plus there’s a pirate cartoon called Pegleg Pedro with a Chevy as the hero and if you’re looking to outfit your bowling alley with the latest coordinated designer equipment, we have a short from Brunswick to tell all you need to know.    

THE VITO GOLD 28K GOLD BULLION RECORD HOLDER

THE VITO GOLD 28K GOLD BULLION RECORD HOLDER

     There’ll be 28K gold bullion record holders, Radonian Vaporizer Ray Guns, and the brand new Self-Defense Bunny and a whole lotta fun, entertainment and house-bustin’ deals.  So join VITO GOLD, Mastermind Of The VITO GOLD Empire this Saturday night December 1, 2012 from 10PM to midnight on channel 4.  You’ll get all your Christmas shopping done in one night and make up you list for Santa as you watch The Two Hour VITO GOLD Shopping Spectacular on the next DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!

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~ by UNCLE PETE on November 30, 2012.

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