SHARPER SWORDS AND CLEANER SANDALS – THE DARK VAULT GOES DIGITAL!
Every day is a special day for UNCLE PETE in THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN. But this Saturday night will be a downright LANDMARK day as we will present our first digital broadcast in our home town area! UNCLE PETE and the Clones have been hard at work and have developed a new process where we can broadcast our special analog creations in a digital-type high-tech way. We’ve got brighter images and sharper sound while still retaining that fresh blood warmth that has so endeared us to the more discerning warped viewers over the years.
And to celebrate our new broadcast method, UNCLE PETE will be bringing you a big budget (well, it had a budget anyway) adventure of true classic epic proportions. From 1961, it’s Atlas In The Land Of The Cyclops. It stars Mitchel Gordon (aka Gordon Mitchel) as Atlas who comes to the aid of some villagers whose friends are getting regularly chomped by a giant, one-eyed meanie in a nearby cave. Throw in a lion, a bunch of guys with swords and an evil queen and you get the idea. Directed by Leonviola (all one word) and also featuring Chelo Alonso,Vira Silenti, Aldo Bufi Landi and Little Fabio (who would grow up to be on the covers of many romance novels and in margarine commercials) and with music from the Rome Philharmonic Orchestra it’s Atlas In The Land Of The Cyclops.
Meanwhile, UNCLE PETE is rummaging around with Max and a few friends in the Dark Vault Crypt deep beneath the Cinema Graveyard. You can pick up the broadcast on you digital receivers but don’t worry, we’re still compatible with all the analog and telepathic receivers you’ve been watching us on all this time too. And as always, you can watch us in 3-D where available (with the Vito Gold 28K Gold 3-D Decoder). So tune in this Saturday, March 2, 2013 on channel 4 from 10PM to midnight for Atlas In The Land Of The Cyclops, the next feature presentation on THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!