HEY, LAST MINUTE EASTER BONNET SHOPPERS – IT’S THAT MAN AGAIN!
Easter is this Sunday, and many of you may be looking for that special item for your Easter family get together or something to stuff in your Easter basket to make it juuuust right. Well, look no further than this week’s episode of THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN hosted by the go t0 guy when it comes to finding the stuff you needs to buy – VITO GOLD, Mastermind of the VITO GOLD Empire!
UNCLE PETE, the Clones and the rest of the gang from THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN have the night off to dye their eggs, cook their kielbasas and prepare for the big DARK VAULT Easter Feast on Sunday. So this Saturday it’s all VITO for The Two Hour Vito Gold Shopping Spectacular!
VITO, the man who brings you “The Stuff Youse Needs To Buy!”(tm), will be showcasing tons and tons of great gift ideas from the VITO GOLD catalog at crazy prices. From the ever-popular, classic Purk to the Bowling Watchometer(tm) to the Vitobot(tm) to some items never before seen from the VITO GOLD storehouses, it’s all there and with operators standing by, you can get all your stuff right from in front of your TV!
Plus, there’s all kinds of great informational entertainment dug up from the Shorts Section of The Cinema Graveyard. You’ll see all about animation and In-line 6 cylinder engines, learn all about how those new-fangled stereos work and get tips on setting up and even building your own, get some driving etiquette tips from Edgar Kennedy and get a first look at the futuristic 7 function wireless remote control TV. Plus there’s a pirate cartoon called Pegleg Pedro with a Chevy as the hero and if you’re looking to outfit your bowling alley with the latest coordinated designer equipment, we have a short from Brunswick to tell all you need to know.
There’ll be 28K gold bullion record holders, Radonian Vaporizer Ray Guns, and the brand new Self-Defense Bunny, the perfect Easter gift, and a whole lotta entertainment and house-bustin’ deals. So join VITO GOLD, Mastermind Of The VITO GOLD Empire this Saturday night April 19, 2014 from 10PM to midnight on channel 4 (Channel 99 in Elmira/Corning, channel 17 in Sayre). You’ll have some fun, learn some stuff, get some great deals, and help out the Easter Bunny all in one night as you watch The Two Hour VITO GOLD Shopping Spectacular on the next DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!