CHAOS IN THE VAULT (AND EXPLOSIONS AND ALIENS TOO)!!!

ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF VAULT EXPLOSION STUFF (AND VITOLAND AMUSEMENT PARK(TM))!

SEE ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF VAULT EXPLOSION STUFF (AND VITOLAND AMUSEMENT PARK(TM))!

Was it some leftover fireworks and a stray match?  Or was it Aliens?!?!  Whatever the cause, one thing’s certain – there’s been an explosion in THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN.    But don’t worry, major explosions have never prevented the show from going on as UNCLE PETE (where ever he is) somehow manages to bring you a tale of juvenile delinquents from out thereTeenagers From Outer Space!

CHOPPED AND LOWERED - REAL GONE HOT ROD!

CHOPPED AND LOWERED – REAL GONE HOT ROD!

A way out space hot rod lands on earth filled with aliens looking for a planet suitable for raising their food – giant lobster-like creatures called gargons.  The aliens show their bad side (do they have any other side?) when they vaporize a happy dog to nothing but bones and license tag, from which we find out his name is Sparky.  Derek (David Love), one of the aliens, finds the tag and realizes that the planet is inhabited and raising gargons here will pose a hazard to the natives (namely us earthlings).  Thor (Bryan Grant) and the rest of the aliens don’t care, so Derek heads to town where he meets Betty Morgan (Dawn Anderson) and her Gramps (Harvey B. Dunn) and warns them of the impending doom.  When townsfolk start getting chomped by gargons, people start to investigate, including Betty’s sorta boyfriend before Derek showed up, Joe Rogers (Tom Lockyear).

The film was directed, written, and produced by Tom Graeff, who also happens to be Tom Lockyear of the cast.  From 1959, it’s Teenagers From Outer Space!

But that’s not all.  We have newsreel footage concerning the VAULT explosion and some investigations into who dunnit and where the heck is UNCLE PETE.  But wherever he is, he still manages to  also bring you an educational short from 1950 entitled Bicycle Safety and a DARK VAULT exclusive import from Canada or China (it’s hard to tell sometimes) called Cooking With Foreigners.  We also bring you some groovy trailers and a peak at the nation’s soon to be favorite vacation destination – VITOLAND PARK!  It’s not too late to plan your summer trip!

So tune in this Saturday, July 12, 2014 from 10PM to midnight on channel 4 in the Binghamton area, channel 99 (Elmira/Corning/Hornell), and channel 17 (Sayre and around there in PA)  for Teenagers From Outer Space.  It’s the next feature presentation with UNCLE PETE (somewhere) on THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!

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~ by UNCLE PETE on July 11, 2014.

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