START THE PARTY – THE JOLLY ONE IS HERE!!!
We love the whole Christmas Season here in THE DARK VAULT. So UNCLE PETE is going to bring the first hunk of our annual Christmas Party Extravaganza this week as he presents The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 1 featuring one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time – Santa Claus Conquers The Martians!!! Join the gang in The Dark Vault Boiler Room for some tree trimming, gift giving, refreshment consuming, and loads of holiday cheer. The gang has done some diggin’ in the Cinema Graveyard through snow and ice and unidentifiable bits of stuff and come up with some great Christmas shorts and commercials too. Bundle up cuz we’re gonna take a trip to the North Pole before our feature in the cartoon – The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives.
They’ll be all kinds of guests including VITO GOLD and Vitobot, a singing Christmas Tree, El Vato and the rest of the Clones and lots of visitors. It’s time to brew up some gingerbread, cut a slice of eggnog, call up your friends, and join UNCLE PETE for The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 1! It’s the first half of our Christmas gift to you and if you work it right, you can make it your Christmas gift to your friends too (and save a little time shopping and wrapping and a little cash too that you can put towards some of that fruitcake with a 99 year shelf life). And if your friends aren’t quite satisfied, tell them that they’ll get the other half of their present in next week’s DVOPD (but only if they bring some Christmas goodies).
So take a break from shopping and decorating and baking (we love Christmas Cookies here in THE DARK VAULT!) and other busy Christmas traditions and get ready to enjoy Santa Claus Conquers The Martians this Saturday, December 13, 2014 from 10PM to midnight on channel 4 (Binghamton), channel 99 (Elmira/Hornell/Corning) and channel 17 (Sayre, PA). It’s The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 1 (and make plans to be with us for the The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 2 next week) right inside your TV on THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!