KUNG FU STYLES UNKNOWN TO HUMANS (OUTSIDE THE DARK VAULT ANYWAY)

A RARE ON SCREEN CONVERSATION BETWEEN UNCLE PETE AND VITO GOLD

A RARE ON SCREEN CONVERSATION BETWEEN UNCLE PETE AND VITO GOLD

We’ve got it all this week in THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!    Of course El Vato always thinks he’s got it all, but this week UNCLE PETE will bring you the whole front to back, side to side version of the 1973 fight fest – Chinese Hercules.  We’ve remastered this classic low-budget Kung Fu feature to bring you the complete and wide-screen version in stunning DVOPD definition.

Our hero, while training for a fight, is provoked into an unexpected street fight and kills his potential brother-in-law.  He vows to never fight again and gets a job working on the docks.  But the docks are ruled by an evil boss man who is ruled by an even more evil gangster who squeezes every penny he can from the  struggling dock workers.  And his rule is enforced by none other than Chinese Hercules, (Bolo Yeung).  Despite his powerful Kung Fu, our hero refuses to fight this menace even though his fellows are being squashed like grapes.  While searching for him, his ex-girlfriend gets involved with the mess as well.  Will he snap out of his Kung Funk and fight?    From 1973, and also starring Fan Chiang as Miss Ho, it’s Chinese Hercules.

Low budget Kung Fu movies show us that formidable fighting styles can overcome some pretty powerful opponents.  But as UNCLE PETE finds out this week, the power of lostkeylockeddoor style is formidable indeed.

Being a little dry and dusty in THE DARK VAULT this week, UNCLE PETE heads out into the DARK VAULT COMPLEX to get a cool beverage and accidentally gets locked out of the VAULT area.  So this week, we find UNCLE PETE wandering the halls of the complex and running into all sorts of interesting characters including 42nd Street Jimmy, Rojo Gato, and Vito Gold – all of whom do not have a key either.  But ever prepared as he is, UNCLE PETE is still able to bring you a ton of trailers, some music, and an interesting interlude at the VITO COLA ™ machine.

So tune in this Saturday, March 14, 2015 from 10PM til midnight on Binghamton’s channel 4, Sayre/Montrose’s channel 17, and Corning/Elmira/Hornell’s channel 99 as UNCLE PETE wanders the halls of THE DARK VAULT COMPLEX in search of the lost key.  It’s Saturday the 14th – a pretty scary day – and it’s also Chinese Hercules and a unique look at The Vault on the next DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!

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~ by UNCLE PETE on March 11, 2015.

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