THE STUFF YOU NEEDS TO BUY!!!

VITO GOLD HOSTS THE SHOPPING SPECTACULAR THIS WEEK

VITO GOLD HOSTS THE SHOPPING SPECTACULAR THIS WEEK

We’ve been hearing a lot of talk about shopping and sales lately.  I guess people are busy looking for that special Thanksgiving present!  Well, we here in THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN are always looking to help, so this week we’ll bring you your best source for finding the stuff you need to find, the only one man to turn to – VITO GOLD, Mastermind of the VITO GOLD Empire!  VITO GOLD has given UNCLE PETE and the Clones a chance to take the night off to do a little miniature golfing or bowling while he personally hosts The Two Hour Vito Gold Shopping Spectacular!     

VITO GOLD TALKS TO ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER

VITO GOLD TALKS TO ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER

     VITO, the man who brings you “The Stuff Youse Needs To Buy!”(tm), will be showcasing loads of great gift ideas from the VITO GOLD catalog at crazy prices.  From the classic Purk to the Bowling Watchometer(tm) to the Vitobot(tm) to some items never before seen from the VITO GOLD storehouses, it’s all here and with operators standing by, you can get all your stuff right from in front of your TV!

Plus, there’s all kinds of great informational entertainment dug up from the Shorts Section of The Cinema Graveyard.  You’ll see all about animation and In-line 6 cylinder engines, learn all about how those new-fangled stereos work and get tips on setting up and even building your own, get some driving etiquette tips from Edgar Kennedy and get a first look at the futuristic 7 function wireless remote control TV.  Plus there’s a pirate cartoon called Pegleg Pedro with a Chevy as the hero and if you’re looking to outfit your bowling alley with the latest coordinated designer equipment, we have a short from Brunswick to tell all you need to know.

THE VITO GOLD 28K GOLD BULLION RECORD HOLDER

THE VITO GOLD 28K GOLD BULLION RECORD HOLDER

There’ll be 28K gold bullion record holders, Radonian Vaporizer Ray Guns, things we can’t really identify and tons of house-bustin’ deals surrounded by a whole lotta fun.  So join VITO GOLD, Mastermind Of The VITO GOLD Empire this Saturday night November 7, 2015 from 10PM to midnight on channel 4 in the Binghamton shopping area, channel 17 around Sayre/Montrose, and channel 99 for Corning/Elmira/Hornell denizens with replays at midnight and 2AM.  You’ll get all your Thanksgiving shopping done and maybe even a little Christmas shopping done in one night as you watch The Two Hour VITO GOLD Shopping Spectacular on the next DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!

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~ by UNCLE PETE on November 5, 2015.

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