LITTLE GREEN MEN AND A RED PLANET – SOUNDS LIKE CHRISTMAS TO ME!!!
We’re breakin’ out the red and green stuff for Christmas this week – red Santa suit, green Martians, red smoking jacket, green dinosaur. Ah, tradition! And with Christmas just around the corner it’s time for the first installment in THE DARK VAULT Christmas Party Tradition Extravaganza! So join UNCLE PETE this week for The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 1 featuring one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time – Santa Claus Conquers The Martians!!! Join the gang in The Dark Vault Boiler Room for some tree trimming, gift giving, refreshment consuming, and loads of holiday cheer. The gang has braved the frigid conditions in the Cinema Graveyard (it’s always frosty in the Cinema Graveyard for Christmas), through snow and ice and unidentifiable bits of stuff and found some great Christmas shorts and commercials too. Bundle up cuz we’re gonna take a trip to the North Pole before our feature in the cartoon – The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives.
They’ll be all kinds of guests including VITO GOLD and Vitobot, a singing Christmas Tree, El Vato and the rest of the Clones and lots of visitors. It’s time to brew up some gingerbread, cut a slice of eggnog, call up your friends, and join UNCLE PETE for The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 1! It’s the first half of our Christmas gift to you and if you work it right, you can make it your Christmas gift to your friends too (and save a little time shopping and wrapping and a little cash too that you can put towards some of that fruitcake with a 99 year shelf life). And if your friends aren’t quite satisfied, tell them that they’ll get the other half of their present in next week’s DVOPD (but only if they bring some Christmas goodies).
So take a break from shopping and decorating and baking (we love Christmas Cookies here in THE DARK VAULT!) and get ready to enjoy a Christmas tradition. Join UNCLE PETE for Santa Claus Conquers The Martians this Saturday, December 19, 2015 from 10PM to midnight on channel 4 (Binghamton), channel 99 (Elmira/Hornell/Corning) and channel 17 (Sayre/Montrose, PA) with replays at midnight and 2AM. It’s The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 1 right inside your TV on THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN! (and make plans to be with us for the The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 2 next week!)