REAL OR SEARS – BREAK OUT THAT SUMMER PONCHO THIS WEEK!

UNCLE PETE, PONCHO. AND WELL CHOMPED CIGAR - PERFECT INGREDIENTS FOR A GREAT WESTERN SATURDAY NIGHT

UNCLE PETE, PONCHO. AND WELL CHOMPED CIGAR – PERFECT INGREDIENTS FOR A GREAT WESTERN SATURDAY NIGHT

Dust off that poncho and put in a good supply of Pepe Lowbrow (a Vito Gold Enterprises (TM) product) cuz this week in THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN, UNCLE PETE and El Vato are riding into the Italian sunset to bring you the brawl-packed, lead-flyin’ feature It Can Be Done Amigo!  From 1972, it stars Bud Spencer as Coburn, an affable two-fisted drifter, and Jack Palance as the fastest gun in the west who is aimin’ to use his talents to get revenge on Coburn for trifflin’ with his sister’s affections – a trifflin’ that Coburn claims was a misunderstanding.  And to complicate matters – as if Jack being after you weren’t enough – a dying old man makes Coburn promise to help the old man’s orphan nephew take possession of the old man’s land.  Brawls, bullets and comic mayhem ensue in this great action flick from director Maurizio Lucidi.

Meanwhile back at THE DARK VAULT, UNCLE PETE demonstrates some of the dramatic eye twiches and cigar shiftin’ that legend has it he taught to Clint Eastwood just before Eastwood’s meteoric rise in the world of Spaghetti Westerns.

So pop up a big bowl of Vito Gold Spaghetti Popcorn ™ (a new product from the makers of Pepe Lowbrow – The Tequilla That Bites! ™) and join UNCLE PETE this Saturday, June 11, 2016 from 10 PM to midnight (with replays at midnight and 2AM) on channels 4 and 17 in Binghamton and Sayre/Montrose, and channel 99 in Elmira/Corning/Hornell and Utica/Rome.  It’s more fun than a poke in the eye with a dirty carrot with It Can Be Done Amigo! – the next feature presentation on THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!

And for our Beta Max TV viewers, this week you’ll get the chance to take a rare tour of THE DARK VAULT when UNCLE PETE brings you The Trailer Spectacular as he wanders from area to area in the deepest bowels of THE VAULT complex.  It’s a veritable plethora of pieces of movies this Saturday at 10PM on Beta Max TV!  And don’t forget to contact us at unclepeteshow  at gmail.com.

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~ by UNCLE PETE on June 9, 2016.

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