ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO SANTA CLAUSES!!!
It’s time for the red and green stuff in THE DARK VAULT – UNCLE PETE’S red jacket and the green Christmas tree, El Vato’s red eyes and that green leafy stuff he carries around (he claims it’s spearmint). Ah, tradition! And with Christmas just over a week away, it’s time for the first installment in THE DARK VAULT Christmas Party Tradition Extravaganza! Join UNCLE PETE this week for The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 1 featuring one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time – Santa Claus Conquers The Martians!!! The whole DARK VAULT gang will be in and around The Dark Vault Boiler Room for some tree trimming, gift giving, refreshment consuming, and loads of holiday cheer. UNCLE PETE and El Vato have once again braved the frigid conditions frozen things in the Cinema Graveyard (it’s always frosty in the Cinema Graveyard for Christmas) to resurrect some great Christmas shorts and commercials too. Bundle up cuz we’re gonna take a trip to the North Pole before our feature in the cartoon – The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives.
They’ll be all kinds of guests including VITO GOLD and Vitobot, a singing Christmas Tree, El Vato and the rest of the Clones and lots of visitors. It’s time to brew up some sugar plums, cut a slice of eggnog, call up your friends, and join UNCLE PETE for The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 1! It’s the first half of our Christmas gift to you and if you work it right, you can make it your Christmas gift to your friends too (and save a little time shopping and wrapping and a little cash too that you can put towards some of that fruitcake with a 99 year shelf life). And if your friends aren’t quite satisfied, tell them that they’ll get the other half of their present in next week’s DVOPD (but only if they bring some Christmas goodies).
It’s the perfect break from shopping and decorating and baking (we love Christmas Cookies here in THE DARK VAULT!). Enjoy a Christmas tradition with UNCLE PETE for Santa Claus Conquers The Martians this Saturday, December 17, 2016 from 10PM to midnight on channel 4 (Binghamton), channel 99 (Elmira/Hornell/Corning and Utica/Rome), channel 30 throughout the north country (Ogdensburg/Champlain/Watertown/Massena/Malone) and channel 17 (Sayre/Montrose, PA) with replays at midnight and 2AM. It’s The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 1 right inside your TV on THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN! (and make plans to be with us for the The Annual Dark Vault Of Public Domain Christmas Special – Number 2 next week!)
(And this week on Beta Max TV, found on the Roku system, you can see Teenagers From Outer Space at 7PM this Saturday)