The world is filled with so much noise, this week in THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN, UNCLE PETE and El Vato do their part to remedy that  with the Silent Movie Spectacular.  For those not familiar with silent movies, here’s a little background.  Prior to the late 1920’s, people hadn’t yet learned how to record voices when somebody was looking at them.  They could record their voice on 78 rpm records (that’s kind of a big CD with sound on 2 sides and no shiny part), but when they tried to record speaking with a camera pointed at them, it just weren’t no good.  So instead, they used to hold up signs with words on them to let you know what they said.  Strangely, even though we can now record any sound and send our voices all around the world and out into space and back, many people have reverted to this primitive method of posting signs instead of talking to communicate and they call it texting.

Well anyway, this Saturday, UNCLE PETE and El Vato will head back to those thrilling silent days and take you with them.  And in sepia-tone!


Five Fun Features!  First, Charlie Chaplin, in The Tramp as a good-hearted wandering bum-type guy travelling down life’s road – with a lot of slapstick and wacky hi-jinx.  Next up, Stan Laurel before teaming with Oliver Hardy, in 19th century England experimenting to separate good and evil in 1925’s Dr. Pyckel and Mr. Pride.  (And as the movie informs us, the “y” in Pyckel is pronounced as in dill!).  Next is another of Stan’s solo comedies from 1924 – West Of Hot Dog.  Stan heads waaaaay out west to claim his late uncle’s estate including the Last Chance Saloon.  But the other nephews – two hard-boiled western bad guys – learn they get everything if Stan should meet his maker.  Watch for some great special effects when Stan gets shoved out a window.


Then, UNCLE PETE has the master of timing and pratfalls – Buster Keaton – in The Goat. Buster plays a man down on his luck who gets mistaken for Dead Shot Dan – a notorious criminal wanted for murder.  Buster, thinking he killed a man he accidentally knocked down, takes off when the cops start after him.  It’s non-stop action with cars, trains, elevators, and a little dog.  Finally, we’re off to outer space 1902-style with George Melies’ classic fantasy A Trip To The Moon.  Lavish sets, great special effects and a moon with a rocket stuck in its eye highlight this example of one of the earliest space travel movies.

Silent movies had no musical soundtracks, so later releases of the films often included added musical soundtracks.  Some copies of these early films, like our version of A Trip To The Moon, do not include music nor did our “In the Vault” bits.  We thought about coming to your houses and playing the accompaniment live.  But since we couldn’t be in all our viewers houses at once (no one can be in 3 places at the same time), we tapped one of the country’s  best and most prolific composers and performers of contemporary ragtime music – Hiawatha, a close personal friend of UNCLE PETEHiawatha was kind enough to grant us permission to use some of his compositions as music for our Vault bits and for A Trip To The Moon – representing but a small sample of the dozens and dozens and dozens of ragtime tunes he has penned.  So, thanks Hiawatha!


As an added bit of trivia, watch for the censored bit.  When UNCLE PETE offers El Vato a snack, he utters “Nuts to you”.  This salty language was apparently not allowed by the Board of Dark Vault Silent Censors and was banned from showing in a title board.  It’s only cuz we’re here on the internet that I can even write these words without any fallout (I hope).  So grab some silent popcorn and prepare for a fun-filled evening, this Saturday night, February 16, 2019 from 10PM to midnight on channel 1301 in Binghamton, Hornell/Elmira/Corning and most of northern PA and southern NY, channel 99 around Utica/Rome, channel 30 in the North Country (Ogdensburg/Watertown/Massena/Malone/Champlain) and channel 2 for the upstate tri-lakes area (Champlain/Tupper/Saranac) and in Cortland County. There’s a replay at midnight too!  And in Ithaca, NY it’s on channel 13 at 9pm and midnight.  It’s the Silent Movie Spectacular with UNCLE PETE and El Vato on the next DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN!

(And for all you Roku viewers of Beta Max TV (www.betamaxtv.com), this week’s show is Messiah Of Evil on all Roku devices and TVs)


~ by UNCLE PETE on February 16, 2019.

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